Fuck It. Mahalo.: Archive

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12:18am

I’m sad and still drunk and so fucking tired but my friend said she thinks I am the cutest and then my guy friend yelled at me because I wanted to go home because I was so tired and then I got home and my roommates were watching Crazy, Stupid, Love and it was perfect and I had cookies and cream ice cream and I almost cried.

Feb 11th

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Started drinking at 4 at my place of employment

with my coworker who has a psycho jealous girlfriend so I left before I tried hitting on him and getting shanked. Then I hung out at radio until I was drunk enough to walk home. Then drunk god made my ipod work and made it snow so it was really pretty and really nice and now I’m going out to celebrate my friend’s birthday!

Feb 11th

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Thank drunk god!

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 10th

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puffandruffle replied to your post: Ugh. Oh god. I wanted to puke reading her tumblr. I mean. Yeah.

Feb 10th

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Ugh. Oh god.

The girl, theruthtoyournaomi, who originally posted what I just reblogged is in love with Josh Hutcherson. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Feb 10th

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Unpopular Opinion

transatlantiques: theruthtoyournaomi: I’m sorry, but girls do need to realize that what they wear contributes to rape. If you are showing a man what you have through your skimpy clothing, you clearly want him to have it. Or at least you give him that impression. And of course the girls who dress like this are the ones who go out and drink “too much” and while doing so flirt with men all...

Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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There's a weird banging coming from the apartment...

that I’ve decided is either someone having really bad sex or someone being murdered.

Feb 10th

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0hsoallison: mfree replied to your post: hello-lilly replied to your post: Sent out my… Is it Degrassi? Even if it isn’t, I’m going to imagine it is. Yes. Molly guessed it. She wins.

Feb 10th

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I should really dry my hair, but I think I'll take...

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Is it good or bad to work out when you're really...

I feel like this is something I should know. But I don’t.

Feb 9th

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“I was warned about so-called feminists. I was told by boyfriends, relatives,...”

– Regina Barreca, Ph.D, Snow White Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (via seaofbadstories)

Feb 9th

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This is an actual phone conversation I just had:

me: Hello?
Mike: Mollyyyy
me: Yes?
Mike: What are you doing?
me: I'm home.
Mike: Dammit Molly!

Feb 9th

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6:17

omsnoms: today is my stepfather’s birthday and he is one of my favorite people in the world and i miss him a lot. he was the only person who i really talked to during the worst time of my depression and he was always on my side about it, unlike the rest of my family, who took a lot longer to convince. i asked him once if he was ever afraid of death and he said no, he had kids and thus fulfilled...

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 8th

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flootongchooroo replied to your photo: It’s my dad’s birthday today! Also, check out this… grandma looks ready to cut a bitch. My grandma is a fierce bitch.

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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notforzulu: amateur-historian: As Tall As...

Feb 8th

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I've felt weird all day

and I didn’t pay attention for most of my only class today to write about how weird I felt. So I figured I’d post what I wrote for funsies. Also I changed names. Cause I’m lame. It’s jarring to wake from a nightmare. One moment I’m being flung from the sixty-second floor of a skyscraper, clinging to an elevator cord and swinging back to the glass covered façade of the...

Feb 8th

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djogie replied to your post: I’m starting a new initiative in my life called I recommend Ogie Salad’s for a better and healthier life. Ogie Salad is definitely going to be on the menu.

Feb 8th

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I'm starting a new initiative in my life called

“I should probably start exercising and eating healthy regularly because I’m an adult now and stuff.” Which means no more deep fried sweedish fish or deep fried Ho Hos and no more sleeping too late. Also I think I’m going to dye my hair.

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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My coworker and I decided last night

that we wish we could take all of our least favorite customers and put them in the Hunger Games. Except at the end, we’d kill the winner.

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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2:48am

I just decided that from now on if I meet a guy I like, who might be interested in me, I’m going to give him the url to my tumblr instead of my number or my Facebook and just say “If you’re still interested, send me a message.” That way I’ll weed out all the useless ones.

Feb 6th

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