Fuck It. Mahalo.: Archive

Fuck It. Mahalo.

January 2012

Found this gem on Facebook:

“Yo, if that gecko from the GEICO commercials was real, he’d be slamming so much ass.” Oh btw, that quote is credited to the guy at work that I’m attracted to. Remind me again why I’m attracted to him? Oh right: his face, his arms, his height, his voice, his laugh…

So, my life is a mess.

A big huge goddamned mess of family drama with a bit of financial drama, a touch of ex-boyfriend drama and just enough work from my classes to make me go a little bit insane. On the plus side, my grammy is going to buy me a new laptop.

My proudest achievement of the day:

We were playing a game in my History of American Pop Culture class and one of the questions was “What do these have in common: the master, the first, Adam, and Glory.” And I was the only one in the class that knew the answer was: they’re all villains in Buffy.

How I always feel is social situations:

0hsoallison: “This dude is basically the complete opposite of you, I have such a huge crush on him.” -rude thing to say to a guy who is in love with you this relates so much to my life it’s ridiculous.

Just sitting on the couch crying into my coffee

at the Princess Diaries 2 when Mia lets all the orphans be princes and princesses and join the parade. Don’t judge me.

Had a weird night last night.

Went to Rogan’s and drank while talking to my coworkers. Made a snowangel in the parking lot. Went to my 30 year old coworker’s apartment and smoked a blunt. Then there was another awkward car interaction with Mark.

If I could live inside a Sarah Dessen book I...

On getting a kitten for our apartment:

Kim: I would die. I would have no reason to leave the apartment. Don’t laugh, neither would you!

Infinite Drunk Ron Swanson Dancing →

Let's have 72 minutes of silence for Megaupload

Biddies are THE WORST.

Soooo Thursday night after I got home from work, I spilled soda ALL over my ENTIRE laptop. It won’t turn on anymore. I was going to take it to the computer repair center on campus, but they don’t open until next week when classes start. Which makes no sense because I’m going to need my computer by then. On the bright side, I’m working six days this week…

Today is one of those days when I wish I was a...

“By then I knew that everything good and bad left an emptiness when it stopped....”

– Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

Just came up with the new fishbowl. It will be called a Snowglobe and it will be an upside down Snowglobe with a mix of vanilla, coffee and spiced vodka with flecks of ice that look like snow. And at the bottom there’s a prize. Like an Eiffel Tower or a couple going ice skating or a puppy.

Okay just freaked out a bit because it sounded like there was a person shuffling in front of my apartment. I couldn’t even look outside because what if they saw me? But the sound stopped.

0hsoallison: mfree replied to your post: The worst part about wearing suspenders is when I… I was playing beer pong at my friend’s house and one of them had their 4 month old pitbull puppy and he kept catching the balls and trying to run away but we would catch him and that puppy is the best ball boy ever. This is adorable and wonderful. I wish I could get this story in gif form. I do too....

“Find your mountain man.”

So, like, I know this is a bad idea but I really want to drink the energy drink in my fridge.

Singing Adele to an empty apartment will never get...

queen-of-everything: maureenmargaret: FOREVER AND EVER AND EVEN THE NEXT DAY. 1200 DOLLARS A WEEK FOR VOICE LESSONS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET I don’t think I could ever reblog this enough times.

Hung out with my coworkers after work

Chris brought his puppy and omg I love puppies and dogs and animals. Also, beer pong with a strobe light may be the best thing I’ve done in a while.

“I will remember the kisses, our lips raw with love, and how you gave me...”

– Charles Bukowski (via funiculi-funicula)

0hsoallison: I wish people were more up front about why they’re being an asshole. Like, “Hey, why are you acting like a total jerk?” “Oh sorry, it’s because I’m really stressed out about this thing.” or “I’m really worried about this other thing” or “I actually hate you” I guess I just wish people were more straight forward in general. Like, whyyyy are you making me use my brain and guess...

My coworkers are gems.

And by gems, I mean fucking assholes. They created a sign in the kitchen with everyone sorted by cook, cashier and delivery driver and everyone is supposed to vote for their favorite person in each of the respective categories because we’re all obviously still in high school.